sometimes I write funny essays about my life. sometimes I write sad essays about my life but still sprinkle in some jokes. sometimes I don't know what to write so I look at corgi puppies on instagram for an hour until I'm depressed about not having a corgi. sometimes I wonder how much writing I could get done if I stopped thinking about not having a corgi. sometimes everything is the absolute worst. sometimes it's not. regardless,

I hate it here.

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and I really want a corgi puppy.